Parody of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Sean "Puffy" Combs
New lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic
-------------------------------------------------
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
I love Motorola RAZR
I was going through my tech newspaper that is engadget and i found this article.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/21/razr-stops-a-bullet-its-owner-reports-feeling-lucky/
I love Motorola since the day I used Motorola L6.
Since then I have used many phones of different companies but I still found Motorola cool enough to impress me.
I had lot of reasons to love Motorola and this one is the latest.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/11/21/razr-stops-a-bullet-its-owner-reports-feeling-lucky/
I love Motorola since the day I used Motorola L6.
Since then I have used many phones of different companies but I still found Motorola cool enough to impress me.
I had lot of reasons to love Motorola and this one is the latest.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
First time in history of Doordarshan
Today, November 15th 2008 at 09:00 AM, Doordarshan aired a show that contained PORN!
Yeah, it was porn.
The documentary or the show was about the famous porn clip known as "Mysore Kaand" and people's response to porn in India.
In the 25 minute without break show, they showed parts of the "Mysore Kaand" and "Paris Hilton" clips.
The theme of the show was about how people response to porn in India. The people who were asked to give reviews were
1. A third year Engineering Student.
2. A female Lawyer.
3. A girl student of some college.
4. A bunch of guys in dark.
5. A poet.
6. A director of some government media agency.
I was really amazed to see such a show on Doordarshan.
I have seen that clip before in my friend’s computer and I admit that.
The reviews of people were amazing.
The engineering student was quite frank about the whole porn idea and stated that everyone should watch that so that you would get mature enough to get bored of that. He stated that the “Mysore Kand” clip was quite amazing and he has seen no other clip in comparison with that. He stated that the “Paris Hilton” clip was amazing but not enough to beat this “Mysore Kand”. In his college porn was referred as “Neela Chalan Chitrapat” or simply NCC.
The female lawyer talked about the laws associated with the porn possession and distribution. She admitted that she has seen some porn in her college time. She said that
i) Shooting obscene material for personal purpose is not illegal.
ii) Distribution of obscene material is illegal.
The girl student admitted that she has seen that porn because she got that from her male friends. She said that the whole idea of porn is to satisfy the curiosity of teenagers to want to know about sex.
The bunch of guys in dark were only discussing about the genuineness of the “Mysore Kand”. They said that either this video was genuine home made clip or the act of a great porn star because the emotions shown by the actress in the clip looks true.
The poet as she was a lady of late 30s was in oppose of any porn material. She talked about the whole concept and the benefits people get from porn including the feelings that people get from watching porn.
The Director as he was quite professional talked about the direction of the clip. He said that the direction in the clip was “fetishizing every object” in the clip. He appraised the direction of the clip and he was shown watching the clip on his computer.
My views the whole porn idea is that, if you try to stop it then stop it completely. Destroy every digital copy of porn in the world and arrest all involved in porn industry OR simply accept it. I know guys who haven’t seen porn till they were in 3rd year of their engineering. And their response to porn is like ours when were watching our first porn.
Sooner or later, they will get to watch porn. And it’s better that they get bored with porn at 20s than they start watching at 20s because it will take many years to make porn bore for them.
Most of the people watch porn in some form, in villages they have porn deliberately embedded into B-Grade movies and people go to watch them.
I had a friend whose first porn experience was quite embarrassing and interesting. His family was the richest one in their village in Rajasthan. They set up a system for every villager to watch some bollywood movie. But at the end before the climax, it suddenly started a porn clip as it was there in the Video Cassette. No one in the crowd stood up to stop it and everyone watched that including small children and ladies. Later, they beat up the Video Gallery owner.
OR you can lower the level of exposure like that of a series known as “Fur TV’ aired on MTV UK.
Read its wikipedia for more.
Yeah, it was porn.
The documentary or the show was about the famous porn clip known as "Mysore Kaand" and people's response to porn in India.
In the 25 minute without break show, they showed parts of the "Mysore Kaand" and "Paris Hilton" clips.
The theme of the show was about how people response to porn in India. The people who were asked to give reviews were
1. A third year Engineering Student.
2. A female Lawyer.
3. A girl student of some college.
4. A bunch of guys in dark.
5. A poet.
6. A director of some government media agency.
I was really amazed to see such a show on Doordarshan.
I have seen that clip before in my friend’s computer and I admit that.
The reviews of people were amazing.
The engineering student was quite frank about the whole porn idea and stated that everyone should watch that so that you would get mature enough to get bored of that. He stated that the “Mysore Kand” clip was quite amazing and he has seen no other clip in comparison with that. He stated that the “Paris Hilton” clip was amazing but not enough to beat this “Mysore Kand”. In his college porn was referred as “Neela Chalan Chitrapat” or simply NCC.
The female lawyer talked about the laws associated with the porn possession and distribution. She admitted that she has seen some porn in her college time. She said that
i) Shooting obscene material for personal purpose is not illegal.
ii) Distribution of obscene material is illegal.
The girl student admitted that she has seen that porn because she got that from her male friends. She said that the whole idea of porn is to satisfy the curiosity of teenagers to want to know about sex.
The bunch of guys in dark were only discussing about the genuineness of the “Mysore Kand”. They said that either this video was genuine home made clip or the act of a great porn star because the emotions shown by the actress in the clip looks true.
The poet as she was a lady of late 30s was in oppose of any porn material. She talked about the whole concept and the benefits people get from porn including the feelings that people get from watching porn.
The Director as he was quite professional talked about the direction of the clip. He said that the direction in the clip was “fetishizing every object” in the clip. He appraised the direction of the clip and he was shown watching the clip on his computer.
My views the whole porn idea is that, if you try to stop it then stop it completely. Destroy every digital copy of porn in the world and arrest all involved in porn industry OR simply accept it. I know guys who haven’t seen porn till they were in 3rd year of their engineering. And their response to porn is like ours when were watching our first porn.
Sooner or later, they will get to watch porn. And it’s better that they get bored with porn at 20s than they start watching at 20s because it will take many years to make porn bore for them.
Most of the people watch porn in some form, in villages they have porn deliberately embedded into B-Grade movies and people go to watch them.
I had a friend whose first porn experience was quite embarrassing and interesting. His family was the richest one in their village in Rajasthan. They set up a system for every villager to watch some bollywood movie. But at the end before the climax, it suddenly started a porn clip as it was there in the Video Cassette. No one in the crowd stood up to stop it and everyone watched that including small children and ladies. Later, they beat up the Video Gallery owner.
OR you can lower the level of exposure like that of a series known as “Fur TV’ aired on MTV UK.
Read its wikipedia for more.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
D World as I C IT
I was wondering whether the world in the movie "MATRIX" is real or just a fiction. Actually it's both. But not everyone is neo.
Remember that scene in which Mr. Anderson/"Neo" sees the world as stream of chinese/japanese chatacter green colored stream and everyone made up of that stream.
I am not neo and this isn't the set for "Matrix 4" but what I see is that lots of data in form of things happening around us is there. We just need to understand it and collect it. Process it and learn something out of it.
Remember how we learn to cross roads, initially we are afraid of that but when we practice we assume the speeds of vehicles and approximately calculate the time they will take to reach us and most of the calculations are accurate enough to cross road.
My point is that, START OBSERVING everything around you and it will for sure benefit you to somehow.
For me, I just walk on roads, cross roads without stopping or changing speed and have never met any accident or troubled any vehicle but I do change my directions sometimes. I just wonder will I be able to do that while driving?
We don't know what the future maybe but I think if machines are future, Aritficial Intillegence will be on top of that. Somehow we will be able to teach machines how to get that data from observations and they would be brilliant like some people I know.
Remember that scene in which Mr. Anderson/"Neo" sees the world as stream of chinese/japanese chatacter green colored stream and everyone made up of that stream.
I am not neo and this isn't the set for "Matrix 4" but what I see is that lots of data in form of things happening around us is there. We just need to understand it and collect it. Process it and learn something out of it.
Remember how we learn to cross roads, initially we are afraid of that but when we practice we assume the speeds of vehicles and approximately calculate the time they will take to reach us and most of the calculations are accurate enough to cross road.
My point is that, START OBSERVING everything around you and it will for sure benefit you to somehow.
For me, I just walk on roads, cross roads without stopping or changing speed and have never met any accident or troubled any vehicle but I do change my directions sometimes. I just wonder will I be able to do that while driving?
We don't know what the future maybe but I think if machines are future, Aritficial Intillegence will be on top of that. Somehow we will be able to teach machines how to get that data from observations and they would be brilliant like some people I know.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Need of Oddish Quirk
I like emails and all the amazing things you can do with them.
I created this blog for:
i( I needed a place to write without pen.
ii) Express my oddity with my quirkness.
iii( Write my memories that I may forget in future.
Now, I have got a place so I will use it completely.
For my first post I have an image too.
This is my college ground that never looks like this.
I clicked this photo in Aug 2008.
More to come.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)